{"slip": { "id": 9, "advice": "True happiness always resides in the quest."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 151, "advice": "When faced with a choice, do both."}}
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In religion, a false prophet or pseudoprophet is a person who falsely claims the gift of prophecy or divine inspiration, or to speak for God, or who makes such claims for evil ends. Often, someone who is considered a \"true prophet\" by some people is simultaneously considered a \"false prophet\" by others, even within the same religion as the \"prophet\" in question. In a wider sense, it is anyone who, without having it, claims a special connection to the deity and sets themself up as a source of spirituality, as an authority, preacher, or teacher. Analogously, the term is sometimes applied outside religion to describe someone who fervently promotes a theory that the speaker thinks is false.
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A lysophosphatidic acid (LPA) is a phospholipid derivative that can act as a signaling molecule.
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