{"slip": { "id": 222, "advice": "Respect other people's opinions, even when they differ from your own."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 195, "advice": "Exercise in the rain can really make you feel alive."}}
{"slip": { "id": 47, "advice": "If you need cheering up, try searching online for photos of kittens."}}
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