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{"slip": { "id": 128, "advice": "When you're at a concert or event, enjoy the moment, enjoy being there. Try leaving your camera in your pocket."}}

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{"slip": { "id": 153, "advice": "Try using an old idea."}}

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{"slip": { "id": 224, "advice": "Don't drink bleach."}}

{"slip": { "id": 131, "advice": "YOLO"}}

{"slip": { "id": 72, "advice": "Don't eat anything your grandparents wouldn't recognise as food."}}

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{"slip": { "id": 91, "advice": "Drink a glass of water before meals."}}

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