{"slip": { "id": 115, "advice": "One of the top five regrets people have is that they didn't have the courage to be their true self."}}
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Lauren Hutton-Townsend is a footballer who plays as a defender for the Wales national team and Cardiff City LFC. Townsend won 20 caps for Wales at under-19 level. She made her senior debut on 30 January 2008; a 1–1 friendly draw with Portugal in Mafra, Portugal.
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Kari Lehtonen is a Finnish former professional ice hockey goaltender who played 14 seasons in the National Hockey League (NHL) for the Atlanta Thrashers and Dallas Stars. He was selected second overall in the 2002 NHL Entry Draft by the Thrashers, becoming the highest-drafted European goaltender, as well as being tied with Patrik Laine, Alexander Barkov and Kaapo Kakko for the highest-drafted Finnish player in NHL history.
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