{"slip": { "id": 61, "advice": "Once in a while, eat some sweets you used to enjoy when you were younger."}}
{"fact":"Female cats are polyestrous","length":28}
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{"slip": { "id": 148, "advice": "Some people would be better off if they took their own advice."}}
{"fact":"A cat will tremble or shiver when it is in extreme pain.","length":56}
{"fact":"Florence Nightingale owned more than 60 cats in her lifetime.","length":61}
{"slip": { "id": 9, "advice": "True happiness always resides in the quest."}}
{"slip": { "id": 107, "advice": "If you don't ask, you don't get."}}
{"fact":"Two members of the cat family are distinct from all others: the clouded leopard and the cheetah. The clouded leopard does not roar like other big cats, nor does it groom or rest like small cats. The cheetah is unique because it is a running cat; all others are leaping cats. They are leaping cats because they slowly stalk their prey and then leap on it.","length":354}
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